AUTHOR’S AFTERWORD:

This story is, to the best of my knowledge, a work of fiction.

Yes, I have an adopted son. Yes, his name is Dennis. No, he is not a Martian.

I asked him if he was. He said he wasn’t. Then he came over and whispered in my ear, “I said no because we’re not supposed to tell.”

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