The faces in the moon kept changing. An old woman with a bundle of sticks, a lady in a feather hat, the round face of a dreamy girl at the edge of life.
“Slowly, silently, now the Moon/ Walks the night in her silver shoon,” Cobb quoted sententiously. “Some things never change, Sta-Hi.”
Sta-Hi leaned across Cobb to stare out the tiny quartz port-hole. As they drew closer the pockmarks grew, and the stubble of mountains along the Moon’s vast cheek became unmistakable. A syphilitic fag in pancake make-up. Sta-Hi fell back into his seat, lit a last joint. He was feeling paranoid.
“Did you ever flash,” he asked through a cloud of exquisitely detailed smoke, “that maybe those copies of us could be permanent? That this is all just to get us out of the way so Anderson2 and Sta-Hi2 can pose as humans?” This was, at least in Sta-Hi’s case, a fairly correct assessment of the situation. But Cobb chose not to tell Sta-Hi this. Instead he blustered.
“That’s just ridiculous. Why would…” “You know more about the boppers than I do, old man. Unless that was shit you were spouting about having helped design them.”
“Didn’t you learn about me in high-school, Sta-Hi?” Cobb asked sorrowfully. “Cobb Anderson who taught the robots how to bop? Don’t they teach that?”
“I was out a lot,” Sta-Hi said with a shrug. “But what if the boppers wanted two agents on Earth. They send down copies of us, and talk us into coming up here.
As soon as we’re gone the copies start standing in for us and gathering information. Right?”
“Information about what?” Cobb snapped. “We weren’t leading real high security-clearance lives down there, Sta-Hi.”
“What I’m worried about,” Sta-Hi went on, flicking invisible drops of tension off the tips of his fingers, “is whether they’ll let us go back. Maybe they want to do something with our bodies up here. Use them for hideous and inhuman experiments.” On the last phrase his voice tripped and broke into nervous laughter.
Cobb shook his head. “Dennis DeMentis. That’s what it says on your visa. And I’m… ?”
Sta-Hi fished out the papers from his pocket and handed them over. Cobb looked through them, sipping at his coffee. He’d been drunk at Ledge, but the stewardess had fixed him up with a shot of stimulants and B-vitamins. He hadn’t felt so clear-headed in months.
There was his visa. Smiling bearded face, born March 22, 1950, Graham De Mentis signed in his looping hand down at the bottom of the document.
“That’s the green stuff,” Sta-Hi remarked, looking over his shoulder. “What is?”
Sta-Hi’s only answer was to press his lips together like a monkey and smack a few times. The stewardess moved down the aisle, her Velcro foot-coverings schnicking loose from the Velcro carpet at each step. Longish blonde hair free-falling around her face. “Please fasten your safety belts. We will be landing at spaceport Disky in six-oh-niner seconds.”
The rockets cut in and the ship trembled at the huge forces beneath it. The stewardess took Cobb’s empty cup and snapped up his table. “Please extinguish your smoking materials, sir.” This to Sta-Hi.
He handed her the roach, smiling and letting smoke trickle through his teeth and up at her. “Get wiggly, baby.”
Her eyes flickered… Yes? No?… and then she flicked the roach into Cobb’s coffee cup and moved on.
“Now remember,” Cobb cautioned. “We play it like tourists at the spaceport. I gather that some of the boppers, the diggers, are out to stop us.”
The ship’s engines roared to a fever pitch. Little chunks of rock flew up from the landing field and there was silence. Cobb stared out the lens-like little port-hole. The Sea of Tranquility.
Blinding gray, it undulated off to the too-close horizon. A big crater back there… five kilometers, fifty? … the Maskeleyne Crater. Unnaturally sharp mountains in the distance. They reminded Cobb of something he wanted to forget: teeth, ragged clouds… the Mountains of Madness. Surely some civilization, somewhere, had believed that the dead go to the Moon.
There was a soft but final-sounding thop from the other side of the ship. The air tunnel. The stewardess cranked open the lock, her sweet ass bobbing with the wheel’s rhythm. On the way out, Sta-Hi asked her for a date.
“Me and Gramps’ll be at the Hilton, baby. Dennis DeMentis. I’ll go insane if I don’t get some drain. Fall on by?”
Her smile was as unreadable as a Halloween mask. “Perhaps you’ll run into me at the lounge.” “Which…” he began.
She cut him off. “There’s only one.” Shaking Cobb’s hand now. “Thank you for traveling with us, sir. Enjoy your stay.”
The space terminal was crowded with boppers. Sta-Hi had seen models of a few of the basic types before, but no two of them waiting out there looked quite alike. It was like stepping into Bosch’s Hell. Faces and… “faces”… crowding the picture plane top to bottom, front to back.
Hovering right by the door was a smiling sphere holding itself up with a whirling propeller. The smile all but split it in half. “See subterranean cities!” it urged, rolling fake eyeballs.
Down at the end of the ramp waited the visa-checker, looking something like a tremendous stapler. You stuck your visa in there while it scanned your face and fingerprints. KAH-CHUNNNG! Passed.
Standing right next to the visa-checker was a boxy red robot. Things like blue snakes or dragons writhed around his treads. Diggers. The red robot stuck a nervous microphone of a face near Sta-Hi and Cobb, then reeled his head back in.
He reminded Cobb a little of good old Ralph Numbers. But with those diggers there it was better not to ask. It could wait until they met in the museum.
In the lobby, dozens of garish, self-made machines wheeled, slithered, stalked and hovered. Every time Cobb and Sta-Hi would look one way, snaky metal tentacles would pluck at them from the other direction.
“You buy uranium?”
“Old fashion T.V. set?”
“Fuck android girls?”
“Sell your fingers?”
“Moon King relics?”
“Prosthetic talking penis?”
“Set up factory?”
“Same time fuck-suck?”
“DNA death code?”
“Dust bath enema?”
“See vacuum bells?”
“You sell camera?”
“Play my songs?”
“Me be you?”
Cobb and Sta-Hi jumped into the lap of this last bop-per, a husky black fellow contoured to seat two humans.
“No baggage?” he asked.
Cobb shook his head. The black bopper forced his way through the crowd, warding off the others with things like huge pinball flippers. Sta-Hi was silent, still thinking some of those offers over.
The bopper carrying them kept a microphone and camera eye attentively focused on them. “Isn’t there any control?” Cobb asked querulously. “Over who can come in here and bother the arriving passengers?”
“You are our honored guests,” the bopper said obliquely. “Aloha means hello and… good-bye. Here is your hotel. I will accept payment.” A little door opened between the two seats.
Sta-Hi drew out his wallet. It was nice and full. “How much do…”he began.
“Money is so dull,” the bopper answered. “I would prefer a surprise gift. A complex information.”
Cobb felt in the pockets of his white suit. There was still some scotch, a brochure from the space-liner, a few coins…
Boppers were pressing up to them again, plucking at their clothes, possibly snipping out samples.
“‘Slow boat to China’?”
“Execution sense tapes?”
The black bopper had only carried them a hundred meters. Impatiently, Sta-Hi tossed his handkerchief into their carrier’s waiting hopper.
“Aloha,” the bopper said, and rolled back towards the gate, grooving on the slubby weave.
The hotel was a pyramid-like structure filling the center of the dome. Cobb and Sta-Hi were relieved to find only humans in the lobby. Tourists, businessmen, drifters.
Sta-Hi looked around for a reception desk, but could spot none. Just as he was wondering who he might approach, a voice spoke in his ear.
“Welcome to the Disky Hilton, Mr. DeMentis. I have a wonderful room for you and your grandfather on the fifth floor.”
“Who was that?” Cobb demanded, turning his big shaggy head sharply.
“I am DEX, the Disky Hilton.” The hotel itself was a single huge bopper. Somehow it could point-send its voice to any spot at all … indeed it could carry on a different conversation with every guest at once.
The ethereal little voice led Cobb and Sta-Hi to an elevator and up to their room. There was no question of privacy. After heartily drinking a few glasses of water from the carafe, Cobb finally called to Sta-Hi, “Long trip, eh Dennis?”
“Sure was, Gramps. What all do you think we should do tomorrow?”
“Waaal, I think I’ll still be too tuckered out for them big dust-slides. Maybe we should just mosey on over to that museum those robots built. Just to ease ourselves in slow like, you know.”
The hotel cleared its throat before talking, so as not to startle them. “We have a bus leaving for the museum at oh-nine-hundred hours.”
Cobb was scared to even look at Sta-Hi. Did DEX know who they really were? And was he on their side or the diggers’ side? And why would any of the boppers be against making Cobb immortal in the first place? He poured out the last of his Scotch, tossed it off, and lay down. He really was tired. The low lunar gravity felt good. You could gain a lot of weight up here. Wondering what would be for breakfast, Cobb drifted into sleep.