Dave Barry. Homes And Other Black Holes

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Contents

Chapter 1. Getting Ready To Get Real Depressed

Chapter 2. How To Pretend To Look Knowledgeably At Houses

Chapter 3. How To Get Very Deeply Into Debt

Chapter 4. Moving: A Common Mistake

Chapter 5. Making New Enemies

Chapter 6. It

Chapter 7.Redecorating For Under 650,000 Dollars

Chapter 8. Good Housekeeping, Or Learning To Live With Filth

Chapter 9. Practical Home Weapons Systems

Chapter 10. A Lawn Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

Chapter 11. Getting Some Fool To Buy Your House